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multinational joke

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by jackarau, May 4, 2005.

  1. How many nationalities can you offend with one joke...

    On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of
    nowhere, the following people are stranded:

    2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
    2 French men and 1 French woman
    2 German men and 1 German woman
    2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
    2 English men and 1 English woman
    2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
    2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
    2 American men and 1 American woman
    2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman
    2 New Zealand men and 1 New Zealand woman
    2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

    One month later, the following things have occurred:

    One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the
    Italian woman.

    The two French men and the French woman are living
    happily together, having loads of sex.

    The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of
    when they alternate with the German woman.

    The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the
    Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

    The two English men are waiting for someone to
    introduce them to the English woman.

    The Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean
    and one look at the Polish woman and they started

    The two American men are contemplating the virtues of
    suicide, while the American woman keeps on *****ing
    about her body being her own, the true nature of
    feminism, how she can do everything that they can do,
    about the necessity of fulfilment, the equal division
    of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected
    her opinion and treated her much nicer and how her
    relationship with her mother is improving. But at
    least the taxes here are low and it is not raining.

    The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting
    for instructions.

    The two Australian men beat each other senseless
    fighting over the Australian woman, who is checking
    out all the other men, after calling them both "bloody wankers".

    Both New Zealand men are searching the island for

    The Irish began by dividing the island into North and
    South and setting up a
    distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the
    picture because it gets
    sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut
    whiskey, but they are
    satisfied in that at least the English aren't getting any...

  2. hahahaha.....not bad.

    You forgot the 2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman.

    Within a day, the chinese woman is pregnant, withing a year, the island is suddenly full of chinese....(though nobody quite know when they are having sex, cos nobody saw it)

    hehehe...I'm allow to joke about that, cos I'm of chinese decent.
  3. Yea, you are right, forgot the chinese...ehehe
    But I thought I had upset enough nationalities.
  4. How can you forget the Chinese? There are more chinese than any other race.