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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by SOBIL, Nov 20, 2005.

  1. I blatantly stole this off the zantech forum. but its worth it.

    Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much. One day,

    while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog.

    They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted

    that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them

    six wishes. He told them that they could have 3 wishes each.

    Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were


    The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while,

    wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it

    on his head.

    Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on

    with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring

    forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish.

    Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he

    climbed on board and started revving the engine.

    Mr. Bear could not believe it and Complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted

    two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear

    made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as


    leaving him as the only male bear in the world.

    The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit

    for his last wish. Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second,

    then said, "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could.
  2. An oldie, but a goodie, sir sobil.
  3. :LOL:
    Haven't heard that joke before, but I'll have to try & remember it the next time a joke is called for! :D