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Mozambique Warning

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by farawayman, Apr 11, 2005.

  1. Province of Inhambane
    Ministry of Fish and Wildlife


    Due to the rising frequency of human-lion encounters, the Ministry of Fish and Wildlife, Inhumbane Branch, Mozambique is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any motorcyclists that use the out-of-doors in a recreational or work-related function to take extra precautions while in the bush.

    We advise outdoorsmen to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any lions that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

    We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him or her in case of an encounter with a lion.

    Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh lion activity, and be able to tell the difference between lion cub shit and big lion shit. Lion cub shit is smaller and contains lots of berries and dassie fur. Big lion shit has bells in it, and smells like pepper.

    Enjoy your stay in
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