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Motorcycle related sayings

Discussion in 'General Motorcycling Discussion' at netrider.net.au started by Johnny O, Aug 11, 2006.

  1. I just heard a funny, yet applicable, saying with regards motorcyclists..... "friends don't let friends ride stock"

    Has anyone else got some funny ones..... maybe Shona might put some on some Moto-Mojo shirts?

  2. More serious than funny: There are bold riders and old riders, but not many old bold riders.
  3. "oops"?
    "oh crap"?
    "motherfcuking fcuker wheres the fcuking police when you need them"
    ;) :LOL:
  4. "Where the fcuk did that cop come from?!" :shock: :(

    :LOL: :LOL:
  5. I like the one someone here uses in his/her sig, about always making sure the sidestand is down before making sure the sidestand is down.... (?)

    But what about "We are Netriders. You will be assimilated. Resistance is useless." ?
  6. "I don't care if bone is showing...DON'T CUT THE JACKET!!!"
  7. My personal favourite...

    "i'm getting a bike soon" hahaha :LOL: :(
  8. The one about keeping the rubber side down is pretty good too.
  9. I really like "if you can read this, the biatch has fallen off" :LOL:
  10. "F@rkin cagers"...


    "oh shishishish!t"


    YEAH :woot: I'm alive I'm alive!!! NOOO MY baby!!!
  11. I second that!! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  12. "It passed it's roadworthy with that pipe on."
  13. :rofl: :rofl:

    thats sorta like what my bro siad to the ambo's when they wanted to cut his new $500 boots off. He still has the boots. :p

    "like F#%$ ya gonna cut 'em off, you can cut my leg off before you cut my boot off"
  14. As a person who has attended to many a fallen racer the first question is usually

    "How's the bike"

    this includes a guy who had a hole in one of his boots & leathers from where the bone had poked through when he fell off and the bike landed on his leg (I watched it happen & it looked painful)
  15. lol, mine was similar yesterday
    "are those boots zip up?"
    "um, velcro, zip, buckle and lace"
    "oh, can you get them off or should we cut them off to be safer?"
    "uh, give me 5 minutes with my brother, i'll have them off"

    then the nurse hears "3, 2, 1,"
  16. I like the one on Seany's T Shirt

    Indicator Doesn't Work
    Watch for the Knee
  17. Yes, that's good... and someone else has a sig with:

    "Only a motorcyclist truly knows why a dog hangs its head out the car window"

    Or words to that effect...

    That one always makes me grin :grin:
  18. thats one of my favorites. I would buy that if it were on a tshirt!
  19. I need a tshirt that says "Not motorbike related" and has a hand holding a can of beer on the back.

    I can wear that when next time I get attacked by the kitchen ninjas !! :)
  20. Those bastards are beginning to shit me. They've taken to blowing fuses so they can ambush me in the dark. :shock:

    What's worse is gerry's home, so there's weapons left all over the floor. Stay in NZ dude, Sally or not it's safer. :eek:hno: