Had an important meeting booked this afternoon with a potential client. So about 30 mins before I was due to leave the office I headed off to the bathroom to change from jeans in to my suit pants. Hung my jeans on the back of the door, turned round to put my suit pants on and dipped the bottom of the right leg in the bowl – thankfully the last user had flushed. Stood in reception of potential major client with wet right leg – hoping that it didn’t smell of piss. LESSON: make sure the crapper lid is shut!