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Motorbike mechanic

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by 99sydrd, Apr 30, 2008.

  1. An old motorbike mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Suzuki when he spotted his heart surgeon in his shop looking at some accessories.

    The mechanic shouted , "Hey Dr, take a look at this?"

    The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was
    working on the motorcycle. " Dr, look at this engine. I open its' heart, take the valves out, repair the damage, and then put the heart of the engine back together, and when I finish,it works just like new.

    So how come I make $55 a hour and you earn $750 a hour when
    you and I are doing basically the same work?"

    The cardiologist paused, then whispered to the mechanic, ''Try doing it with the engine running."
  2. 'touche' :p
  3. Well a gynecologist would have to do it through the exhaust!
  4. You are twisted.

    I like you.

    You may stay.