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Mother knows best!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by es, Oct 10, 2005.

  1. would have thought this had been posted but did a quick search and couldnt find it :p

    Michael invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal,
    Michael's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Michaels's
    roommate, Stephanie, was.Michael's mother had long been suspicious of a
    relationship between Michael and Stephanie, and this had only made her more
    curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react,
    Mother started to wonder if there was more between Michael and Stephanie
    than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Michael volunteered, "I know
    what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just

    About a week later, Stephanie came to Michael saying, "Ever since your
    mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy
    ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Michael said, "Well, I doubt
    it, but I'll send her a e-mail just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:

    >Dear Mother:
    I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not
    saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that
    one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

    Several days later, Michael received a letter from his mother that read:

    Dear Son:
    I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying that
    you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if she was
    sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

  2. Nice one. :LOL:
  3. Hehe, smooooooth. 8)