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Most powerful liquid

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by farawayman, Feb 8, 2005.

  1. A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and
    shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest
    came along and asked the little boy what he had.

    The little boy replied,"This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's
    called turpentine."

    The Priest said,"No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water.
    If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's
    belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."

    The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it
    on a cat's ass and he'll pass a Harley Davidson."

    Don't even think about it!!!
    :p :p
  2. Mildly amusing, yet still some what believable. How much turps would you need to make the cat pass an R1? :shock: :shock:
  3. Dip and light it? :p :p
    Oops, just answering the question....