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More shipwreck jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Fluffy Bunny Feet, Aug 3, 2005.

  1. That doing what comes naturally reminded me of this 1 enjoy...

    On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, shipwreck:

    2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
    2 French men and 1 French woman
    2 German men and 1 German woman
    2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
    2 English men and 1 English woman
    2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
    2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
    2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
    2 American men and 1 American woman
    2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

    One month later on these same absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

    One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

    The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a ménage a trois.

    The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.

    The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

    The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, and another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.

    The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

    The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for
    their stores.

    The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the American woman keeps endlessly complaining about her body; the true nature of feminism; how she can do everything they can do; the necessity of fulfilment; the equal division of household chores; how sand and palm trees make her look fat; how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do; how her relationship with her mother is improving and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.

    The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

    The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets
    sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky. But they're satisfied because, at least, the English aren't getting any.
  2. Pretty much sums up global differences :)
  3. Don't know where you got that from fbf, but it's a goodie
  4. And what would the answer be to 2 AUSTRALIAN Men & 1 AUSTRALIAN woman I wonder :?:
  5. Both men would be shouting at the woman to get beer.
  6. Ah - that explains why the 2 'things' in my life are 1. the Bike 2. the Dog :)