Once upon a time, long long ago, in a land far far away there lived a woman who was just too busy! She decided to make a clone of herself so she could get twice as much work done. Well, the clone helped her a lot, but it also gave her a bad reputation because the clone constantly swore. One day, the woman couldn't take her clone's foul mouth anymore, so she took it to the top of a building and pushed it off. Soon after, the woman was arrested for making an obscene clone fall. Have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? That's because he hides well. What was the centerpiece of the annual Anorexia and Bulimnia sufferers convention? A cake jumping out of a girl. Why does E.T. have such big eyes? Because he saw his phone bill. Where do kings keep their armies? In their sleevies. How do you start a book about ducks? With an introduction.