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More Friday funnies....

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by removed-6, Jun 22, 2007.

  1. John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully.
    "Give me one last request, dear," he said.
    "Of course, John," his wife said softly.
    "Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob."
    "But I thought you hated Bob," she said.
    With his last breath John said, "I do!"


    Two men are out ice fishing at their favourite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer.

    Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, "I think I'm
    going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months."

    Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, "You
    better think it over - women like that are hard to find."


    A Queenslander who was working on contract for 3 months in the UK, was drinking in a local pub in
    Warwick England, gets a Call on his mobile phone.
    He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, he orders a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, because, he
    announces his wife back home has just produced a typical baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
    Nobody can believe that any baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Queenslander just shrugs,
    "That's about average in QLD. Like I said, my boy is a typical Queensland baby boy.
    Congratulations showered him from all around and many exclamations of "Christ al mighty" were heard.
    One woman even fainted due to sympathy pains.
    Two weeks later the Queenslander returns to the bar.
    The bartender says "You're the father of that typical Queensland baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth.
    Everybody's been having bets about how big he'd be in 2 weeks we were going to call you.
    So, how much does he weigh now?
    The proud father answers, '17 pounds"
    The bartender is puzzled and concerned.
    "What happened? He weighed 25 pounds the day he was born.
    The Queensland father takes a long s-l-o-w swig from his beer, Wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans
    onto the bar and proudly says.............."Had him circumcised mate"
  2. ahahahha gold