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Monday Funny - Vacuum Cleaner Salesman

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by pvda, Nov 14, 2005.

  1. A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

    "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to..."

    "Piss off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she tried to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

    "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse poo all over her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse s*^t from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.

    "Well," she said, "I hope you've got a bloody good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."
  2. An oldie but a good goodie, and a cautionary tale for all the sales-people out there!!! Thanks mate :D