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Monday Funny - Noah's Ark

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by pvda, Aug 1, 2005.

  1. Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark.

    ONE: Don't miss the boat.

    TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.

    THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

    FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

    FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.

    SIX: Build your future on high ground.

    SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

    EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

    NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile.

    TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
  2. That's a classic. Every one of those is SO true.
    Should be posted as compulsory reading.
    Thanks a lot.