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Monday Funny - Another Lawyer Joke

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by pvda, Oct 24, 2005.

  1. Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.

    The only other thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, which provided their food.

    And each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of the tree to see if he could see a rescue boat coming.

    One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "Wow. I can't believe my eyes. There is a girl out there floating in our direction." The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said, "I think you're hallucinating and you should come down right now."

    So, the lawyer reluctantly climbed down the tree and told his friend that he had just actually seen a naked blonde woman floating face up... headed toward their island.

    The other lawyer started to laugh, thinking his friend had surely lost his mind. But within a few minutes, up to their beach floated a naked blonde woman, face up, and totally unconscious.

    The two lawyers went over to her and discovered, yes she was alive.

    One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this island for months now without a woman. It's been a long time. Do you think we should, you know , screw her?"

    The other lawyer glanced down at the totally naked woman and asked, "Out of what?"

    Politically correct disclaimer "PVDA does not in anyway suggest it's in OK to take advantage of a naked woman in that way".
  2. Q. When do lawyers stop behaving like lawyers?
    A. When they're dead!!

    Good one, mate.