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Monday Arvo Funny - 2006 AFL Season to be cancelled

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by pvda, Nov 14, 2005.

  1. It is likely that the AFL competition for 2006 will have to be cancelled!

    Under the new Anti Terrorism Laws the Bombers are banned, the new IR legislation rules out the Dockers and the avian flu epidemic is wreaking havoc with the Crows, Eagles, Hawks, Magpies and Swans.

    Any transfers to the Cats, Lions, Dogs and Tigers must now be quarantined for at least 12 months.

    Religious vilification laws mean that no one can legally barrack for the Demons or the Saints.

    (If the season goes ahead, Carlton will have a good chance of finishing in the top three!)
  2. ... unless they get black-listed by the anti-alcohol league for having the same name as a beer......
  3. Woohoo. Without all this footy on TV, then surely thay'll put something good to watch on.
  4. Lawn Bowls??
  5. Submarine racing?
  6. pigmy hippo racing?
  7. :LOL: nice
  8. ratings for the submarine racing programme have been sinking for a while now.....
  9. midget boxing?

    saw that on TV once, hilarious
  10. Well looks like the almighty power will again triumph
  11. *Baboom boom tish* :LOL:
  12. I like it..

    Heard it on the ABC last week but couldnt remember all of it..
  13. NSW Comment

    Sigh, if only it were true

    (runs and hides under nearby table)