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Mona Lisa's Smile

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by hornet, Dec 15, 2005.

  1. This from news.com.au

    NOW we know: Leonardo Da Vinci's Mona Lisa was 83 per cent happy, nine per cent disgusted, six per cent fearful and two per cent angry.

    Reminds me of the two art critics, one man and one woman, standing in front of the famous painting and theorising about the famous smile.

    Man: "I say it's because she's just found out that she's pregnant".

    Woman: "I say it's because she's just found out that she ISN'T pregnant".
  2. The ABC Newsradio announcer this morning ran this story and inferred that Monda Lisa is a man - and then 30 seconds later - in the midst of the weather roundup - said 'just check out the hands' and then carried on with Adelaide's temperature.

    Newsradio - got to love it.
  3. Yeah, it's immediate, but it ain't always pretty.

    I love listening to interviews just before the news and then checking out what 'grab' they use from the interview IN the news. Often you'd swear it wasn't the same interview. :D