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MJ joke

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by CBRSteve, Aug 3, 2005.

  1. Q: What have shopping bags and Michael Jackson got in common?

    A. They are both white, made of plastic and are dangerous to children! :LOL:

  2. You can't really make jokes about Michael Jackson because he IS a joke!
  3. Q. how do you know when it 's bed time at MJ's house?

    A. when the big hand touches the little hand.
  4. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: Worse thing about being MJ .

    Having to go to bed early. :shock:
  5. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

    From a catalogue!
  6. What did MJ say when he had diarrhea?

    Oh sh1t I'm melting.....