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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Jeimbo, Apr 5, 2007.

  1. Two guys are in business class from New York to Pittsburgh.

    One turns to the other and says: "You know, it's so easy to mess your words up to come out with something completely different. Just this morning I meant to say to the airline girl 'I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh' but she had these magnificent hooters out there and I ended up saying 'I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh'. We had a good laugh and it was fine but man, how embarrassing!!"

    The other guy nodded enthusiastically and said: "You are so right. Only this morning I was going to say to my wife over breakfast: 'please pass the salt, honey' but it came out: 'You f&^%ing biatch, you ruined my life!' "

  2. See what cruiser riding does to your sense of humor!! :grin: