Two guys are in business class from New York to Pittsburgh. One turns to the other and says: "You know, it's so easy to mess your words up to come out with something completely different. Just this morning I meant to say to the airline girl 'I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh' but she had these magnificent hooters out there and I ended up saying 'I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh'. We had a good laugh and it was fine but man, how embarrassing!!" The other guy nodded enthusiastically and said: "You are so right. Only this morning I was going to say to my wife over breakfast: 'please pass the salt, honey' but it came out: 'You f&^%ing biatch, you ruined my life!' "