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Misc Joke

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by colemancol, Dec 12, 2009.

  1. Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
    stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
    know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did
    and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other
    zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
    what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
    stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."

  2. an oldie but a goodie, just waiting for the howls from the political-correctness brigade :LOL: