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Miracle of Toilet paper

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by stewy, Oct 27, 2005.

  1. Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining
    to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of automatically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:
    "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
    toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
    I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
    my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

    Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your bum, didn't it?" :LOL: :LOL:

    He's still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he
    may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man

    DISCLAIMER:I strongly state this is not the views shared by the poster, and no way encourage any male try this out, unless you are after a sex change without the expense. 8)
  2. THAT, explains a lot about you Stewy :LOL:

    Good joke!
  3. how funny is that!

    :D :applause:
  4. That joke is off its guts!! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: