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Military Friends

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by DRzilla, Mar 26, 2009.

  1. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Get upset if you are too busy to talk to them for a week
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after many years; and will happily carry on the same conversation you were having last time you met.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Never ask for food
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr and Mrs
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents Mum and Dad

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and then tell you what you did was wrong
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, 'Mate...we stuffed up ....but what a giggle!'

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Cry with you

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it is yours

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with a shed full of direct quotes from you

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the backsides of whole crowds that left you behind

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'I'm home, got any beer!

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Share a few experiences.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Share a lifetime of experiences no civilian could ever dream of.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough

    MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, 'You had better drink the rest of that, don't waste it. Then
    they carry you home and put you safely to bed.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock the crap out of people who use your name in vain

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know where you buried the body
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Helped you bury the body

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will call you 'mate' as a term of endearment
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Will call you 'Wanker' or 'Tosser' as a term of endearment

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are for a while.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Are for life.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will ignore this
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Will forward this to their military mates - (Done - to those who weren't on the original message!)
  2. been there before :grin:
  3. +2!!!
    :grin: :LOL: