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Mid Week Funny - Never Argue with a Woman

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by pvda, Sep 14, 2005.

  1. A couple goes on holiday to a fishing resort. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

    Although not familiar with the lakes area, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.

    Along comes a fishing inspector in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning ma'am. What are you doing?"

    "Reading a book," she replies (thinking "isn't that obvious!").

    "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

    "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

    "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and make a report."

    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.



    "But I haven't even touched you," says the man.

    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

    "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left .



    MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
     
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  2. hahaha.. thats great, almost thought you weren't going to give us our mid week funny pvda
     
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  3. Management actually let me out of the office for the day and I've logged in at one of our depots "to check e-mails" :-$ and download the photo's I've been taking all day.
     
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  4. maintaining the high standard, mate, and another 'sneak up on you with the punch-line' effort. Good stuff and a real rib-tickler!
     
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  5. Bottler, pv

    You just keep getting better (bit like an old wine really)

    Unlike Hornet who's just an old WHINE!!
     
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  6. ROFLOL... that's brilliant.
    Definitely passing this one along.
     
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  7. I actually like the new nickname someone gave him in another thread "Horny6" (said with a suitable NZ accent of course).


    :p :wink: :p :wink: :p :wink: :p :wink: :p :wink: :p
     
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  8. Yeh I saw that...he's got a thick skin though.
     
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