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Mid Life Crisis

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by cruisingal, Mar 29, 2007.

  1. When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.

    Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

    My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.

    Aren't older women great. They really know how to solve your mid-life crises....


     
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  2. Dammit.. didnt realise i was in jokes and humour and confused me :LOL:
     
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  3. :rofl: Bet that seemed a bit bizarre when reading it then :LOL:
     
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  4. lmao dats pretty funny :)
     
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  5. Thanks for posting it, it's so funny :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    I am going to show that to my husband and that will cure his mid life crisis :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
     
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  6. that is pretty funny... i got a question for you wang chung ARE THOSE REAL!!!! :grin:
     
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  7. They are, but they're not HIS :rofl:


    That's a good'un CG, love it :LOL:.
     
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  8. And as a third time husband.....it's true too :cry:
     
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  9. thats what plastic surgery is for, you gotta upgrade as you go along, DUH
     
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