SO, what's your messiest motorcycling moment (and keep it clean!) Mine?? I stopped on the way home from photograping a race meeting at Amaroo Park at a friend's place and his mum gave me three kilos of tomatoes to take home. Put them in a plastic bag in my fibreglass top box, and took off for Denman, up the Putty Road. The bike was my XS-650D Yamaha. Vertical twin, mucho vibration. You can guess what I found when I opened the top-box when I got home? Yep, the plastic bag had burst and my camera, my wallet, my wet-weather pants, and one of my cameras were all swimming in a lovely tomato puree about two inches deep! Note to self, don't do that again!