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Mental Asylum

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by glipschitz, Nov 1, 2005.

  1. It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time and this should help get you started...

    During a visit to the Mental Asylum, a visitor asked the Director what
    the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be

    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
    teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
    empty the bathtub."

    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
    bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

    "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug."
    Do you want a room with or without a view?

  2. You can lead a harley rider to water... but you can't make him bathe!
  3. Did you steal stookies lunch from the fridge again, glipschitz?

    You having a Michael Douglas in "Falling Down" kind of day, Stookie?

    hmmmm, all the rest of the posts got taken out, by admin i'm assuming, so this one doesn't make sense now.

    Could you remove this one too please.
  4. I got a warning......ooopsi.

    Now look what you gone and made me do ?

    What the address of the asylum ?
  5. Well done Stookie, being big enough to apologise on line has earnt heaps of respect in my book.