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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Flipper, Mar 4, 2005.

  1. Dave returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his
    wife Doreen that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to
    live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with
    him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.

    Six hours later, Dave went to her again, and said, "Honey,
    now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make
    love again?" Doreen agreed and again they made love.

    Later, Dave was getting into bed when he realized he now
    had only eight hours of life left. He touched Doreen's
    shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time
    before I die." She agreed, then afterward she rolled over
    and fell asleep.

    Dave, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he
    tossed and turned until he was down to only four more
    hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up
    "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"

    His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen
    Dave, I have to get up in the morning! You don't."
  2. mwahahahahahahhaa

    but he only went to the docs to get his viagra prescription renewed anyways :LOL: she got sucked in :twisted: