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Memory Lane

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Dante, Apr 21, 2006.

  1. those that dont know, i subscribe to several joke in email lists, occasionaly if there is something good i will post on here, this is not really something i would normaly as it is aimed at the over 50's now it was only really worth a mention on here because i read the daily wiz series posted by hornet600, in his last two strips there was mention of 'king is a fink' well this here is another thing where rat fink gets a mention.


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    I came across this phrase in a book yesterday: "FENDER SKIRTS".

    A term I haven't heard in a long time and thinking about "fender
    skirts" started me thinking about other words that quietly disappear
    from our language with hardly a notice.

    Like "curb feelers" and "steering knobs."

    Since I'd been thinking of cars, my mind naturally went that
    direction first. Kids, you will probably have to find some elderly
    person over 50 to explain some of these terms to you.

    Remember "Continental kits?" They were rear bumper extenders and
    spare tire covers that were supposed to make any car as cool as a
    Lincoln Continental.

    When did we quit calling them "emergency brakes?" At some point
    "parking brake" became the proper term. But I miss the hint of drama
    that went with "emergency brake."

    Didn't you ever wait at the street for your dad to come home, so you
    could ride the "running board" up to the house?

    Here's a phrase I heard all the time in my youth but never anymore -
    "store-bought." Of course, just about everything is store-bought
    these days. But once it was bragging material to have a store-bought
    dress or a store-bought bag of candy.

    "Coast to coast" is a phrase that once held all sorts of excitement
    and now means almost nothing. Now we take the term "world wide" for
    granted. This floors me.

    On a smaller scale, "wall-to-wall" was once a magical term in our
    homes. In the '50s, everyone covered his or her hardwood floors with,
    wow, wall-to-wall carpeting! Today, everyone replaces their
    wall-to-wall carpeting with hardwood floors. Go figure.

    Most of these words go back to the '50s, but here's a pure-'60s word
    I came across the other day - "rat fink." Ooh, what a nasty put-down!

    Here's a word I miss - "percolator." That was just a fun word to say.
    And what was it replaced with? "Coffee maker." How dull. Mr. Coffee,
    I blame you for this.

    I miss those made-up marketing words that were meant to sound so
    modern and now sound so retro. Words like "DynaFlow" and
    "Electrolux." Introducing the 1963 Admiral TV, now with "SpectraVision!"

    Food for thought - Was there a telethon that wiped out lumbago?
    Nobody complains of that anymore. Maybe that's what castor oil cured,
    because I never hear mothers threatening kids with castor oil anymore.

    Some words aren't gone, but are definitely on the endangered list.
    The one that grieves me most "supper." Now everybody says "dinner."
    Save a great word. Invite someone to supper. Discuss fender skirts.
  2. isn't supper the small meal after dinner?
  3. Hmmm thats what I always thought too
  4. this is a "septic" centric article guys