Righto, I've barely ridden for 3 months and what I have done has only been commuting to work for the last week and a bit. I've had enough. Here's my plan: I'm going to turn up to the St Andrew's Pub at about 9:30. I''ll stumble around looking for a toilet and possibly something to eat if the pub is open. By 10am or thereabouts I'm jumping on the bike and riding to Kingslake via the Great And Oh So Twisty Mountain Road. Once there I will once again stumble around, not sure what for but it's keeping in line with the feel of things. Once more aloft the bike I will head towards Kingslake West where I plan to turn right and take another fantastic road, let's call it the Really Nice Big Sweapers Road With Some Tighter Bits and Long Open Bits Too road which will plonk me into the heart of Yea. No idea what Yea is known for but saying it is nice and lifts my mood. It also has great parking and lots of bikes going through. There is a pub. It serves food. I will buy some. Probably deceased bovine and weeds with pepper sauce. Afterwards, There is going to be more riding of motorcycles to a As Yet To Be Determined Locale. I would like you to join me. I will not, however, take kindly to unsafe or unskilled and overconfident types treating this as a dick extention wank fest to prove to their mate Barry they can ride faster than Tugger. It's a relaxing ride at pace where everyone arrives and gets home too. If this sounds like your hot beverage of choice, let me know or just turn up. I'm the short hairy guy in black leathers on a red VFR, probably brandishing a thermos and complaining about the early hour, my helmet is the same as my avatar. I might even bring yummy biscuits.