Right, as I slide ever further into my dotage I thought it would be a good idea to have a party while I can still remember what one is. So, I've decided that Saturday August 27 would be a good time as any. The general plan is that people turn up, each bearing a gift worth a small fortune , drink, eat, make silly faces for the cameras and don't throw up on the dog. More specifically, the ever generous Voyager has very kindly volunteered to cook for the big night and this party's food theme is Indian (Indian as in Bombay belly, not Indian as in "You're fcuked General Custer" ). The finer points are yet to be worked out but a curry or two is on the cards and we'll fire up the bbq for some faux tandoori stuff. People are encouraged to bring some food/nibblies and if you do, please give me some warning as to what you might bring. The idea being to avoid having ten kilos of snags and no bread. When: Saturday 27 August. Where: Casa del Jake, PM me for the address. Why: I'm getting older and want to recapture my youth, dagnabit. Time: Probably from 5pm onwards I'll know better closer to the date. What to bring: A bit of food, whatever you want to drink and really expensive gifts - I don't have a Rocket III hint hint. For those of you that came to the Chilli night you can expect more of the same but this time it should be a bit warmer. Limited bed space is available and there is plenty of floor space for those that can put up with it. It should be a good night and the food is bound to be top class. Jake . Who's in: Me, but I'm leaving if it's crap. MADMel. VTRBob (first dibs on the couch). Voyager (chef extrodanaire) Mr & Mrs Scumbag. Templemonkey. Boogieman, staying out of the kitchen 'cause he can't stand the heat. Novacoder Chairman and a curry Cassada, God help us all. G, p0rn Director to the masses. Dimitria Terry Scott and Craig ??