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Medical School

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by folma, Jun 12, 2005.

  1. First-year students at an anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gather around they surgery table with the body covered by a white sheet. The Professor started the class by telling them, “In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.” As an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the corpse, with drew it and stuck it in his mouth. “Go ahead and do the same thing”, he told his students.

    The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes but eventually they overcame their revulsion and took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, “The second most important quality is ‘Observation’”. “I stuck in my middle finger, and sucked on my index finger.” “Now pay attention”.




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  2. Memo

    SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING

    In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.)


    We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
    If you feel that you are not receiving your fair share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager.
    You will immediately be placed on the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and they are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
    Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. , will be placed in
    DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).
    Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T S.H.I.T.).

    Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted,
    they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are full of S.H.I.T. already.
    If you are full of S.H.I.T. you may be interested in job training others.
    We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

    If you have any other questions, please direct them to our
    HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING. (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.)
    thank you.
     
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