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Med Students

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by DuHAST, May 6, 2006.

  1. First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgical table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."
    For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.
    Now...learn to pay attention."

  2. oh dear! That is sick on some many levels but for some reason i still got a laugh out of it!
  3. agree with nightrider with this i do. still laughing at joke i am.

    good enough to pass on to others too :)
  4. barf... but funny...
  5. gold.... didn't see that coming :LOL:
  6. :shock: :LOL: I can't help but laugh at that... so so wrong :p
  7. I'd say the same, but it's good how you don't laugh until right at the end! That's what a joke should be = unpredictable till the end, then bloody funny as! just like that one...

    Nice job dude! :LOL: