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Meaty Bites diet

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Dazzler, Aug 27, 2009.

  1. I've got 2 dogs. I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at the supermarket and was standing in line at the check-out.



    A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

    On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25 kgs before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

    Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the food.

    I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking my dick and a car hit me.

    I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

    Stupid biatch...why else would I buy dog food??
     
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  2. :rofl: :rofl:
    Pure Gold !!
     
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  3. Baahaahaahaahaa!!!!
     
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  4. An oldie but a goodie-O
     
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