I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Meaty Bites at Woolworths and standing in line at the check out. A rather large woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn't, because last time I woke up in the hospital in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I then told her that it was essentially a perfect diet because I'd been on the diet before and I'd lost 20 kgs in just 8 weeks, and that my hair had never felt silkier. I continued and told her that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Wide-eyed and clearly horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my arse and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Stupid woman ...why else would I buy dog food??