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Meaty Bite Diet

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by WGM, Mar 7, 2008.

  1. I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Meaty Bites at Woolworths and standing in line at the check out.

    A rather large woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

    On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn't, because last time I woke up in the hospital in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I then told her that it was essentially a perfect diet because I'd been on the diet before and I'd lost 20 kgs in just 8 weeks, and that my hair had never felt silkier. I continued and told her that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

    Wide-eyed and clearly horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my arse and a car hit me.

    I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

    Stupid woman ...why else would I buy dog food??

  2. Still brings a tear to the eye everytime i read that! :LOL:
  3. She liked you! Wanted to make conversation. Hahaha. Perfect answer though.
  4. :LOL:
    oldie, but a goodie!