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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Tweetster, Aug 12, 2010.
How do you divide $750,843 into two equal parts without using a calculator?
I was going to say get a divorce
He said "equal"
The problem with this methodology is that the sum of the parts don't equal the original value.
And why does the answer always involve copious amounts of marshmallow????
..'cos it's been messy!!..... oh!!.. that brings us back to the divorce issue!!....8-[
..true!!... and gaffer tape aint gonna fix it either!!.... :-s
b.4.i.√u.r.u / 18 ?
I was never good at maths, but I believe the answer is: tree.
Oh!.. now that's a different equation... but it can also lead to BIG trouble!!.. (depending on the location involved and the lawful age of consent for that area... the the last 2 numbers may need to change)
Hmmmm I've never had a square root before!!....
Never been with an Engineer hey?
i will not learn
Oh!.. now there's an offer!!....
Hey!!.. I got pipped at the post!!...
..now that is very good!!....
while we are throwing around random keystrokes
Take the original figure and divide by tree?
You're certainly barking up the wrong one there...