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Maths (everyone loves a good nerd joke!)

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by es, Dec 7, 2005.

  1. The owner of a golf course in Texas was confused about figuring discounts when paying an invoice. He decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

    He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Texas. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

    The secretary thought a moment, then replied... "Everything but my earrings."