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Marty comes home drunk

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Milos, Jun 29, 2005.

  1. Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

    So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3am, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

    Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"
  2. LOL
    Good one
  3. HA search before you post? Why do we have admins and mods then j/k. But seriously if only some people could do that in real life... you guys ever had a friend that maybe you don't see that often but when you do see them they spit out the same stories that they told you last time ... Argh that's annoying. And I'm always the kind of person that doesn't stop them and listens to the story again, same fake old expressions of amusement.

    Anyway just a ramble.
  4. Patske, a true friend is one who listens to your same old jokes and loves you anyway, eh?
  5. It was funny then and it still is, loosen up, guys.