Played at a (surprise) wedding on the weekend. [Interesting gig!] The celebrant was a hoot and shared this little story. ...of course we all know there are three rings of marriage... the first two I hope remain with you forever. The first is the engagement ring - a symbol of hope. The 2nd is the wedding ring - a symbol of committment... and the last, which I hope you never receive, is the suffer-ring. The crowd erupted into laughter... and just as the laughter settled down, some smart alek piped up and said, "Yeah and don't forget the bor-ing!". Everyone cracked up!