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Mans best friend

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by ibast, Jan 21, 2011.

  1. A real woman is a mans best friend.
    She will never stand him up; never let him down.
    She will reassure him when he feels insecure; comfort him after a bad day.
    She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do.
    She will enable him to express deepest emotions; give in to his most intimate desires.
    She will make him feel confident, sexy, seductive, invincible...

    No wait .... wait ... I'm thinking of beer. It's f!$%ing beer that does that. Sorry!!
  2. You must either have some very wide-mouthed bottles, or.......
  3. Oh!!.. Derrrrr!!... is that meant to be funny??...... [-(

  4. lol i laughed........because its true :(
  5. Amen to that brother.
  6. Good read?
    I'm pretty much voluntarily sleeping on the couch tonight 'cause I made Wifey read it.
    Like i said to her. It's an awesome read.
    Nearly freaking wet myself readin the second post.
  7. Yup the couch, mans second best friend.
    -will always be there in good time and when the wifey throws you out
    -have been with you in poor uni days (lounge room) and in rich times (backyard yard)
    -will always support you when you want to sleep, shag, drink your beer, or watch your favorite sport
    -will always be there to lend you some spare change, just dip your hand into the ripped fabric.
  8. first image that popped into my head was of Quagmire...
  9. To test who is your best friend
    put your wife and dog in the boot of a car and leave them there for one hour and see how is happy to see you when you open it.