A real woman is a mans best friend. She will never stand him up; never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure; comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do. She will enable him to express deepest emotions; give in to his most intimate desires. She will make him feel confident, sexy, seductive, invincible... No wait .... wait ... I'm thinking of beer. It's f!$%ing beer that does that. Sorry!!