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Man on the beach

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Kez Across, Apr 5, 2005.

  1. A man was sitting on a beach and he had no arms or legs.

    Three women walking past felt sorry for the poor man.

    The first woman said, "Have you ever had a hug?"

    The bloke said, "No", so she gave him a hug and walked on her way.

    The second woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"

    The bloke said "No", so she gave him a kiss and walked on her way.

    Then the third woman came up to him and said, "Have you ever been f^(ked?"

    The bloke said, "No",

    "Well, you will be when the tide comes in!"

  2. LOL.. that was great! :D :D :D
  3. And I thought some of my stuff was bad :applause:
  4. What a crack up!!! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    :D :D
  5. Now I like that last girls style :D :D

  6. that is gold!!!