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Man of the House

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by farawayman, Aug 23, 2005.

  1. The husband had just finished reading the book, "MAN OF THE HOUSE".

    He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
    Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!

    I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.

    Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
    And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and
    comb my hair?"

    His wife replied, "The funeral director."
  2. So that book should now be titled "Digging your Grave"
    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  3. I'm the man of my house; I've got two de-sexed cats, a wife and a daughter.
  4. I too am the MAN in MY house...... :twisted:

    I live with my de-sexed dog...... :wink:
  5. I'm the man of the house, and I have my wife's permission to say so.