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Man cuts penis off in romantic dispair

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by es, Mar 22, 2006.

  1. crazy bugga

    Following difficulties with his girlfriend in Poland, a Chicago man went on a rampage, smashing car windows and severing his own penis.

    Six or seven police officers confronted Jakub Fik at his home after receiving reports Wednesday morning. Fik allegedly hurled several knives and his severed member at the officers.

    "About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan.

    Officers stunned Fik with a Taser and took him into custody. He was charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak.

    Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis. Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago said that although operations to reattach penises are rare, they are usually successful if done within a few hours.
  2. I know a knife and my penis are the first two things I reach for when I'm pissed off.
  3. I wonder if it's easier to cut it off when he's alert or when he's asleep (The penis that is) :?
  4. Do you think he'd be "alert" for long if you decided to carve him like salami Michael? :)

  5. Depends what gets you off :shock:
  6. Fair point. Speaking for myself, not that :)

  7. well thats was just wrong i dont care how pissed i am...
    would never do it....
  8. Hahahaha, freak!
  9. The guy's clearly a dick head. :LOL:
  10. Hmmm... sounds like "the boys" went as well... :LOL:
  11. Why did the condom hit the wall?

    It was pissed off!! k-boom tish!!
  12. In that case if he cuts if off a few more times then he won't need to reach for the ribbed condoms...the pleasure will already be built in.
  13. I understand that the healing rate is fairly good, so long as the usually rich blood supply is re-established. :grin:

    Has anyone seen the Japanese movie "Realm of the Senses"?