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Male & Female Differences

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Guest, Aug 16, 2005.

  1. Eight Words with two Meanings

    1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
    Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
    Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

    2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
    Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
    Male... Playing cricket without a box.

    3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
    Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
    Male.. Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

    4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
    Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
    Male..... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

    5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
    Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
    Male..... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

    6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of
    Male..... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

    7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
    Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
    Male. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

    8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
    Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    Male.. A device for scanning through all 100 channels every 5 minutes.
  2. Thanks for that, a hoot
    The list could be endless, really?!
    I would have thought a better female definition of communication would have been: He listens while I talk!
  3. i like it.. and the people in my office liked it too. amazing how much stuff gets sent around my office from this site
  4. Another excellent "list"
    We keep coming up with them, don't we?


    MOTORCYCLE (mota-sigh-kul) n.
    Female....Any two wheeld device on which it easy to get killed.
    Male....Two wheeled means of escape.
  5. pfft. I thought you were beyond gross generalisations....
  6. Bwaahaaaa............Flatulence will get you no where!!!!! :shock:
  7. Dunno about that. Aimed in the right direction and I noticed it gives my bike an extra boost :LOL: Or it could be the rider behind me drops his distance a lil further from me :p
  8. I am these days, too many ppls pick me up on them.

    But, in the spirit of fun that the original post was submitted, I think a little bit of generalisation is probably allowable.

    In any event, I apologise to anybody who was offended.