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make-up and beer

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by fishyben, Feb 28, 2006.

  1. I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer.
    I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping the receipt included $45 in makeup.
    I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything! "She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you.

    "I told her, "f**k off, that's what the beer was for!"

  2. rofl :grin: :grin: :grin:
  3. Bwahahahaha :LOL: Brilliant, so are you drinking the beer again now???? :p
  4. lmao... :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
    Somehow think the missus will win this one in the end though....
  5. :rofl: hahahaha
    but i really dont thing we will win in this arguement lol
  6. Don't have joint bank accounts...fixes the problem quick smart. When she realises that it's her money she's blowing and not yours, she'll clean up her act.