There were these four friends, a Muslim, a Catholic, a Protestant and a Jew. One day they all met up at a very nice restraunt in the city for lunch. After chatting for a while and enjoying a sumptuous meal, the muslim leant back and said to his friends, "I'm so rich, I think I'll buy Citibank", not to be out done, the Catholic anounces "I'm so rich, I think I'll buy General Motors". The Protestant thinks for a moment and anounces "I'm so rich, I think I'll buy Microsoft". For a few moments nothing happens, so they all look at the Jew. He slowly sips his coffee and thoughtfully puts it down, then says to his friends......"I'm not selling!"