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Loving rhymes

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by firefling, Sep 22, 2005.

  1. These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:-

    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
    but I only slept with you, 'cause I was pissed

    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

    Of loving beauty you float with grace
    If only you could hide your face

    I thought that I could love no other
    Until, that is, I met your brother

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
    This describes everything you are not

    I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don't take that paper bag off of your face

    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    Every time I see your face
    I wish I were in outer space

    I saw your face as you walked by
    but then I saw a better guy

    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you screwed up my life

    I see your face when I am dreaming
    That's why I always wake up screaming

    My love you take my breath away
    What have you stepped in to smell this way

    My feelings for you no words can tell
    Except for maybe "go to hell"

    What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime
  2. Here's a couple more

    Roses are blue, violets are pink
    My colour TV is on the blink

    Roses are red, violets are blue
    Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

  3. Quoted from Ozzie movie "Idiot Box". I think it's Noah Taylors line:

  4. yeah ive used a few of these as sigs
    they rock baby!
  5. You're beautiful, and have such a figure
    Bit I still wish your tits were much bigger
  6. this one can easily be changed to suite women aswell :)

    I met her last night, a real babe from afar
    I saw her this morning, my first thoughts were ARRGGGHH!!
  7. ROFLOL.. i think i need to save all of these as anti-pickup SMS's.
  8. I've always liked

    "Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Piss of you evil biatch
    You've ruined my life"

  9. Can't go past the classic:

    "Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm schizophrenic
    And so am I"