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Lost man goes nutty

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Removed_User_5, Apr 29, 2006.

  1. A lost man came upon a small house owned by an old
    Chinese man. "I’m lost," said the young man. "Can you
    put me up for the night?" "Certainly," he replied,
    "but if you touch my daughter, I will inflict upon you
    the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."
    The daughter appeared – she was young, beautiful, and
    couldn’t keep her eyes off the visitor. So during the
    night, he snuck into her room for a night of passion.

    In the morning he woke to feel pressure on his chest.
    Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with
    a note that read, "Chinese Torture #1: Large rock on
    chest." "That’s pretty lame," he thought. He then
    threw the boulder out the window. He then noticed
    another note: "Chinese Torture #2: Rock tied to left
    testicle." In a panic he figured a few broken bones
    was better than castration, so he jumped out after it.
    As he plummeted he saw a large sign on the ground:
    "Chinese Torture #3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."
    :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

  2. hehehe, its a good one, not bad at all
  3. Very funny :LOL: :LOL:

    though the thought of it brings tears to the eyes :shock: :shock:
  4. ahh i gotta love the chinese torture techniques.....
  5. hahahaha that would definately bring a tear to the eye
  6. Please don't let my wife read this....
  7. :rofl: :rofl: excellent. luvit
  8. +1