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Lost in Wal-Mart

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Dude, Aug 1, 2005.

  1. Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.

    The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

    The second old guy says, "That's OK, It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
    wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

    The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she
    look like?"

    The second old guy says: "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big bust, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?"

    To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter, let's look for yours."