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Looking for the perfect wife?

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by hornet, Mar 4, 2006.

  1. pmsl @ floats :p :p
  2. shes a witch burn her burn her! :LOL: :LOL:
  3. Sorry guys I already have the perfect wife, and that's not her!
  4. Dont those things deflate, easy to pucture & go down on you.
  5. Build a bridge out of her!
  6. Even my wife said your a suck hole when she saw that! :wink:
  7. Can it cook and clean?
  8. Or do the washing and ironing?

    Yeah! Not so perfect now eh? :LOL:
  9. I wonder if she mows the lawn and takes out the rubbish.
  10. i didnt see that on the side of the box.

  11. Thats probably only a feature of the deluxe model, I expect you have to pay extra for that.

    thanks Mr Connolly!