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lone ranger...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by ward_4e, Jun 7, 2006.

  1. The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Indian war party.

    The Chief proclaims, "You are the great Lone Ranger, you will be executed
    in three days,
    But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests".

    "What is your first request?"

    The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."

    The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, he whispers
    in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.

    Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on
    his back.

    As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's Tent
    and spends the night.

    The next morning the Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and
    loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days".

    "What is your second request?"

    The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to
    him, ! and he again whispers in the horse's ear.

    As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the

    Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again
    returns, this time with a brunette, even more attractive than the

    She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

    The following morning the Chief is again impressed.
    "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you

    "What is your last request?"

    The Lone Ranger responds,"I'd like to speak to my horse....ALONE."

    The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone
    Ranger's tent.

    Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks
    him square in the eye and says,

    "Listen very carefully, you d!ckhead, for the last time..........

  2. hahahaha i like it!
  3. Gold, pure gold. See can't trust horses :LOL:
  4. I LOLed for at least a minute. good stuff.
  5. come on i think the horse knew whats was happening and just wanted the best for the lonly ranger
    oppps i ment lone ranger :LOL: :LOL:
    still was good
    :LOL: :LOL:
  6. I went and saw the lone ranger last week; she works at the bank :LOL: