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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Dog3oy, May 24, 2005.

  1. A 10 -year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up
    beside him and its window was wound down.

    "I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car," said the driver.

    "No way, get stuffed!!" replied the boy.

    How about a bag of lollies and $10?" The driver asked.

    I said no way!" Replied the irritated youngster.

    What about a bag of juicy lollies and $50, eh?" Quizzed the driver,
    still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.

    "No! I'm not getting in the frickin' car!" Answered the boy.

    "Okay, okay. I know what you want. I'll give you $100 and a bag of
    lollies," the driver offered.

    "No!" Screamed the boy.

    "What will it take to get you into the car?" Asked the driver with
    a long sigh.....

    The boy replied:

    "Listen Dad, you bought the bloody Volvo, you live with it!"
  2. Very funny, I didn't see that punch line coming :D